How I'm Celebrating Earth Day.

We need to take better care of our home, the earth. Here's what I'm doing.

• I walk everywhere.
• I take advantage of solar heat whenever possible.
• I don't need electric lights to see at night.
• I try not to produce excess methane. I can't speak for anyone else here.

What do you do?

The Elliott Report.

Mom said she saw a roadrunner this morning, waiting by the mailboxes and all puffed up to warm in the sun. And although the mailboxes are out of my range of sight, I am looking for him.



Since there's no way to prove he was actually there, she might have been fibbing just to make me happy.


OK, you can mouse over my photo to see the super secret redactions. But don't tell anyone.

Another Take On Last Friday.

My bro is such a baby. You know the real tragedy of last Friday? I didn't get to celebrate NATIONAL GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH DAY.



I am aggrieved beyond reconciliation.

Shanghaied.

It happened last Friday. I was stuck into the troll box and taken away to get shot! It was awful! I protested all the way to the fix-it place and all the way back!



It doesn't even matter that it only took two seconds and everything else with me is good. I'm pretty sure I'm not over it yet.

Off-Color.

Well, I'm not. It's the light reflecting all kinds of weirdness. Like my fur looking brown. And my eye all red like I'm some kind of zombie cat.



Too bad I can't get superpowers to go along with that!

Way Too Much To Do.

Which is why I decided not to throw my hat in the ring for 2020. See how busy I am right this minute?



I think I can still take contributions, though.

Ivan's Monday.

My plans for the day are uncertain.

My Afternoon.

I'm claiming this sleep box in front of the open window. The fresh air is so nice. Plus, if there's any excitement in the neighborhood, I can be right there to watch.



Although, not much happens around here. There's mainly just those misguided folks who've settled for little dogs they have to walk every two minutes, and nobody wants to watch that. So I'll probably just wind up taking a nap. But still: open window!

What The Paw.

I'm half in the dark about things around here!