The rest of the story. My mom said I had to tell you what she discovered last night.
Yesterday? When I let myself in and out of the vanity? I kinda did some other stuff. I actually broke the cat-proof latch. And, once again, I got the drain pipe all loose. Sort of like I did another time. OK, so I like to play under there. I like it. It's fun.
Anyway, I'm glad we all had kind of a quiet day–Eddie ate his pill and wasn't so picky about his special foods, Caroline and I mostly slept, and Olivia slept in places Mom could find her during cat check–because Mom hunted longer than usual, came home for only a short time and then went back out hunting. Then she came home and did more hunting-like stuff. Phew! My mom needs a bunch of naps real bad.
The good news? It's cooler because it finally rained, and we got an early and a late dinner! When I figured out that she hadn't even eaten, I told her, "Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you some barbecue chicken."
It sounds like you're just living up to your name "William of Mass Destruciton". After all that activity, any guy would need a day to rest.
ReplyDeleteI love that bad-boy in you, Squilliam! Maybe, if we ever have an offical "date," you can make barbeque chicken for me...
ReplyDeleteI don't know why they don't expect you to take things apart when they named you William of Mass Destruction. I mean Momma said the man wanted to call me Soiling Demon, but she wouldn't have it, because she was afraid I would be... And I'm sure I would!
ReplyDeleteYou are SO ingenious, William, an example of shining cat intelligence to us all. My mum laughed when she read about your adventures and then she said she was glad I was a lazy cat. I'm going to have to do something outrageous now just to show her...
ReplyDeleteGood work, William! We're kinda behind on all of our friend's news, but it looks like everybody in your house has been real buzy! BBQ chicken is a very nice gesture on your part ;-)
ReplyDeleteEvery cat needs a special hidey place Wm. She should just accept yours and get on with her life.
ReplyDeleteI really get sick of this cat check thing. It is always going on around here, and then panic sets in! We need our privacy....do they think we actually disappear??
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William, you look so innocent, but you are not. How do you do that? I always look guilty when, well, I'm guilty. Please give me some tips.
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That's so nice of you Wm. How did the chicken come out? Our Mom won't let us use the stove. ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko
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