Monday, March 07, 2005

Cat Laugh.

This is my favorite human joke.
A woman calls the police, very upset. "You must help me!" she cries into the phone. "My cat is lost!"

The policeman politely but firmly responds, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but we're too busy to look for your cat."

"But you don't understand," the woman insists. "My cat is special. He's very intelligent. He's almost human! Why, he can almost talk!"

"Well," the policeman says, "you'd better hang up then. He's probably trying to call you right now."

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