No, Mom, it wasn't me who got into the pan cupboard and knocked out the blank on the end (it wasn't attached very well anyway). And it wasn't me who got on top of the mantel and knocked off the baskets (although you could look at them sideways and they'd fall off). And it wasn't me who got on top of the TV center and decided to play hockey with the soapstone egg (although why would you have that if not to play with). And it wasn't me who opened the record cabinet to play with the headphones (although the cord is invitingly chewable).
So I don't know why you yelled at me. I've just been chillin'.
Well of course you are!
ReplyDeleteWho could look deep into those honest eyes and have even the shadow of a doubt? It's must've been what's-her-name--oh yeah, CAROLINE!
ReplyDeleteRussell, has your human mom been yelling at you again? Sigh... you poor put-upon little fellow.
ReplyDeleteHumans get confused so easily!
ReplyDeleteRussell, unless someone has you on video tape doing those things, you are innocent!
ReplyDeleteIsn't this blog called "William of Mass Destruction?" I'd start asking him questions about those incidents, otherwise you may have to rename the blog William and Russell of Mass Destruction....that just doesn't have the same ring to it. Oh, well!
ReplyDelete~Lisa Co9T
Hmm....what do you think Caroline would say, Russell?
ReplyDeleteRussell looks innocent! (it was probably the wind that did all those things)
ReplyDeleteWell, it sounds like "Not Me" lives at your house, too.
ReplyDeleteOf course you didn't do all those naughty things, Russell! You're way too handsome for that!
ReplyDeleteHumans get confused so easily!
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