Mom does that too. "Who's in the kitchen?" "What's that noise?" My man and the boy will answer, but the usual suspect, Victor, ignores the warning! *I* know better than to do those sorts of things... when the beans are around.
That's the story of our lives. Just last night, we were all in the garage doing our thing, and I accidently knocked a curtain rod off the shelf. Then I hear mom say to dad "I wonder what those guys are into???" Dad "We better go check." Then they come in there and are like "Jasper, what'd you do?" Like they knew it was me. I just gave them that look like it wasn't me...you really should be looking at Maggie. You know she's the naughty one.
We always hear "Is one of you in the sink???". Like we're going to say "Yeah Mom, we know you've squirted us a hundred times and always push us to the floor and say 'No' in your loud voice everytime you see us in the sink, that's why we wait until you leave the room. That's ok, right?" Really, we keep our mouths shut so she'll get up off the couch or chair to investigate and then we can grab her warm spot. But we never ever say anything.
Yeah. Humans aren't too bright. BUT, my saying is DENY DENY DENY!!
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly "happens," William?
ReplyDeleteMrrnooo you don't ever answer that one.
ReplyDeleteyup - she duz that all the time. we ignore her. she's kinda looney.
ReplyDeleteyep, but our mommy shouts out "what are you two doing?" - liike we're gonna tell her.
ReplyDelete"Who's doing what?"
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me?
Such an amateur...
yup, that is when I jump on the couch like I've been sleeping....I look at her like "what, what's goin' on, I've been here the whoooole time...
ReplyDeleteOh Sheesh. Our does that too. She knows the answer why does she waste her breath?
ReplyDeleteMom does that too. "Who's in the kitchen?" "What's that noise?" My man and the boy will answer, but the usual suspect, Victor, ignores the warning! *I* know better than to do those sorts of things... when the beans are around.
ReplyDeleteThat's the story of our lives. Just last night, we were all in the garage doing our thing, and I accidently knocked a curtain rod off the shelf. Then I hear mom say to dad "I wonder what those guys are into???" Dad "We better go check." Then they come in there and are like "Jasper, what'd you do?" Like they knew it was me. I just gave them that look like it wasn't me...you really should be looking at Maggie. You know she's the naughty one.
ReplyDeleteMomma says,"What is going on?"
ReplyDeleteThat is when we all disappear and fake sleep.
Precious
I just stare coldly at whichever human asks such a stupid question. And the nclose my eyes and pretend I didn't hear...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I do the "I was over here, sleeping for HOURS" thing too.
ReplyDeleteOr if I can't get to a napping spot fast enough I sit in front of whatever is was and sigh heavily and give her the "It's ART, human!" look.
Oh, William, Olivia has a kamgaroo in her?!? No wonder she's round!
My Mom does that to -- but we blame the dog :)
ReplyDeleteMine just says.....'What did YOU do now???' There are 4 of us and I, Thai, always get the blame, go figure.
ReplyDeleteIt's always Lando's fault...
ReplyDeleteJust don't answer. When you hear them coming to check on you, stop an look furry innocent. Always works.
ReplyDeleteWe always hear "Is one of you in the sink???". Like we're going to say "Yeah Mom, we know you've squirted us a hundred times and always push us to the floor and say 'No' in your loud voice everytime you see us in the sink, that's why we wait until you leave the room. That's ok, right?" Really, we keep our mouths shut so she'll get up off the couch or chair to investigate and then we can grab her warm spot. But we never ever say anything.
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