I found out how I can defy the No Cats On The Table rule! See, when my mom is sitting there, I just jump up and then get real close to her and nuzzle a little bit. Then I kiss her arm a few times. And then, I give her a tiny tiny bite. It's more like resting my little teeth on her arm, really. And you know what? That makes her laugh a lot! She gives me a kissie or ten and scratches my ears and tells me I'm her favorite favorite tiny boy. And she forgets all about the fact that I'm on the table!
It works like a charm every time!
He, he naughty boy you got it ! If your mum has some time she should read about black cat's tattles that I have written in my cat blog just that she knows you better ...
ReplyDeleteWilliam, this is a fantastic discovery! Good job! I've been able to inspect the table under the guise of sitting in Mom's lap for some snuggles, but your method is really clever.
ReplyDeleteMy sis Tash used to do that trick, it also worked like a charm with our Meowmie, she giggled too....
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend Wills,
Slurpy Kisses, The Mitz
PS The humans finally got finished with that stupid contest over at my Meowmie's blog, it was too silly but the winner got picked.
How furry smart of you William. I will have to try it!
ReplyDeleteYou're so smart, William. But you probably shouldn't have told us in case she reads this.
ReplyDeleteOh, William that is a very good strategy. You are way to smart for us beans.
ReplyDeleteWay to go William. Precious puts the love bite on Momma too.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she (your momma) will ever figure out what you are up to..........on second thought; probably not.
Patches
Of course, William! How could your mom possibly resist such nice luvin' from her tiny boy! You have so much goin' for you - we bet you could probably get away with lotza stuff usin' that tek-neek!
ReplyDeleteYou are a smart tiny boy WM ~Merlin, Shadow Ko KO
ReplyDeleteI just can't imagine a No Cats On The Table rule. Buddah and I would get on it no matter what the People wanted...so the Woman just uses lots of bleach on it before they eat.
ReplyDeleteYou sure got that right! That's the way to do it. Sometimes the humans is so easy.
ReplyDeleteThat works for you, Wm., but what if your Mommy is too much of a kisser and doesn't need any encouragement in that department at all???
ReplyDeleteI think I'll just wait till Mom & Dad leave the room like I usually do!
Oh, tiny boy, you sure know how to work the cuteness! Works every time!
ReplyDeleteI use a version of that same trick with the mom and it works every time. All I have to do is show my interest in her and, get this, she asks me to get up there so she can love on me.
ReplyDeleteYou are a sneaky little monster, William. Continue your ways and I'm sure one day you will rule the world!
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