Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Does This Ever Happen To You?

Do the spirits of dead celebrities suddenly and without warning enter your moms' or dads' bodies?

Joan Crawford visited us today. I thought it was Mom, but it was Joan! She picked up two leaves off the floor and waved them wildly at us. "I TOLD YOU...NO FIDDLE FIG LEAVES–EVER!"

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  1. William is your mum possessed? Do we have to do something to make the weird person come out? I have never seen this happen to my mum.

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  2. Not to worry unless she starts calling you William, Dearest, and then cackles. I think Elvis comes around here once in a while, I hear him singing.

    Patches

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  3. I'm thinking Derby is right. It sounds like possession to me too. I watch Derek Acorah on Most Haunted go through this all the time.

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  4. that sounds a little disturbing. make sure you can grab your money fast if you need to make a getaway

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  5. oh wow. we has seen this happen to our mom too - sometimes we get visited by that green witch from the wizard of oz.

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  6. I know the Mom is already insane so if she was possessed it would be hard to tell.

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  7. Perhaps you can use your savings to pay for therapy for her, Squilliam! While it's a tough investment (you have about 29¢ now, right?), but it will be worth it.

    For all your sakes!

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  8. Sounds like your Mom needs to take a day off, after the fiddle fig leaves and the black lagoon...
    --Jasper

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  9. It would be furry scary to me if Momma did that.

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  10. Wm this is verrrrry strange. Have Eddie & Olivia keep an eye on her while you keep out of the way.

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  11. does her head spin 'round an 'round? we hear that's a good sign there's a problem

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  12. Mostly my mom sounds like Beavis...or Butthead...

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  13. Oh Willy Dearest...Are you ok??? Your Meowmie must get more fresh air, just don't let anymore leaves in the house!!!!

    Headbonks, The Mitz

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  14. Oh my. That scene you describe sounds scary. Did you learn anything from it, though? Hmmmm?

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Wowee meowee.