I'm still here, Mom's still cursing, and I'm secretly posting without my mom's supervision. But I just wanted to let you know that we're still around, even if sporadically.
I feel the spirit of Michael Eisner entering my tiny body over this. ("I think I hate the little midget.")
*giggle*
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Squilliam. Bill Gates is set to retire in 2 years, at which time he'll spend his days counting his squillions of dollars and not bothering anyone.
ReplyDeleteBut we still have 2 more years of him, in the meantime...
He better give her back! What does a human need with your Momma?
ReplyDeleteThis maybe a problem for Max to figure out!
ReplyDeletePatches Lady
Just be sure your Mom doesn't call the "help dept". She'll end up talking to some dope in India...but, boy will you learn some new words then! Problem is, you'll be speaking with an accent and no one will understand you.
ReplyDeleteHopefully when Bill Gates retires he'll give your Mom back.
ReplyDelete--Jasper
Poor Wm and sibs ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko
ReplyDeleteWe're sorry, William. Is there a ransom note?
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Jim was actually AT the Microsoft headquarters earlier this week - we told him to look for your mom and help her escape, but he couldn't find her . . . hang in there, William!
ReplyDeleteThe Mom keeps on saying Bill Gates is the anti-christ, whatever that is. Last year when she put some new program on the computer she was ranting and raving that the man was pure evil. Can't be any worse than the Brats though.
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