Thursday, May 25, 2006

We're All In Trouble Except For...

Kangaroo Girl. The rest of us got attacked by the Evil Spray Bottle.

Well, maybe because I've been using our new living room chair to stretch real tall against and I kinda left some scratches in the wood. Or maybe because Caroline does nothing but pick-pick-pick at the carpet despite the fact that we have about seventy-two scratching posts and a perfectly good living room chair to use, too. Or maybe because Eddie was doing his horrible, terrible, awful I'm-dying-I'm-on-fire-I'm-being-eaten-by-a-monster-OK-no-really-I-found-a-million-dollars howl in the middle of the night about forty-nine times and kept waking Mom up. BUT I DOUBT IT.

It's very clear to me that my mom has gone mental. And Olivia, well. She's a little piglet eating machine with a kangaroo in her.

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  1. Yup. Sounds mental to me. It must be goin' around, if you know what I mean...
    ~ moose

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  2. I got sprayed once or twice, I am not sure if mama did it, cause I never accually "saw" her do it. I figure it was either her or it is raining in my dinning room though, cause every time I jump on the table, I get wet

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  3. She's a little piglet eating machine with a kangaroo in her.

    Olivia ate the kangaroo? Holy moly! That's insane! How do you know she won't eat you next? You need to let your human pet know that you have a hungry monster on the loose!

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  4. She sprayed you !? With water!? How terrible! You can come stay with me if you want William.

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  5. Mommy gived up on spraying us wif water 'acause we like it. HAHAHA. Sounds like your mom is mental like ours. Must be a mom thing. - Miles

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  6. Sprayed? That's awful. Sounds like your mom has gone mental. uh-oh. Beans are soooo unpredictable.

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  7. Momma gave that up, but I think the man is talking about it. Especially to train Chey--like that will happen.. (giggles)

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  8. I did the same thing this morning early, at 4:00 AM, only because I am a rack of bones from hunger! Momma yelled "SHUT UP" to me, real mean and broke my little heart. I have been sitting on Daddy's lap all day, that will teach her.

    Patches Lady

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  9. What is up with this spraying thing?

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  10. There must be something in the air because Maggie almost got the water bottle too when she climbed to the very top of the screen door. The only reason she didn't get sprayed is because Mom was afraid she'd rip the screen.
    --Jasper

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  11. Mine mom gets metal attaks too. I used to get sprayed lots but the only ting left that she uses when she's havin an attak is what she calls the beaubeauizer. It make horrible loud noises and then I runs away.

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  12. When my mom gets the spray bottle out, both Brach and I stop the naughty things we're doing and run to her so she can spray the water in our mouths.

    Is that all the punishment you've got, lady!? Bring it on...we will turn it into a reward!

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Wowee meowee.