A couple of weeks ago, Mom came home from hunting one day and found the two cupboard doors that don't have those WMD-proof latches on them open. She didn't think very much about it. After all, those doors are kind of sticky and not easy to open. And besides, there's nothing but pans in there, right? Right?
Well, tonight Mom needed to get a little pan out, way way in the back. That's when she saw something she didn't recognize. We got out the flashlight and looked closer. It is so good I was there to help, because I thought she was going to fall right over and die right there and be dead in her deadness.
Well, somebody––let's call him "William"–and his two sisters–let's call them "Olivia" and "Caroline"–all got in there that one time and had a complete field day. "William" and "Olivia" and "Caroline" all had a paw in the havoc and ruination. And the fact that there was a half-wall between them and it didn't stop them.
Our BRAND. NEW. DISHWASHER.
With HALF. THE. INSULATION. SHREDDED.
All I can say is EEEEEEK. (All Mom can say is EEEEEEK.)
Edw.
oh my. maybe it was those bugs you had in the house that came back and did it?? i find it hard to believe that William and the girls would do such an awful thing....maybe they need to go to daycare or somethin'
ReplyDeleteawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... someone's in trouble!! William and sisters that's just crazy!!
ReplyDelete-Jasper
Oh my goodness, William is corrupting the girls. that's a bad bad thing. Maybe Edsel is right - maybe they need daycare.
ReplyDeleteI bet they had a great time shredding all that insulation. My bruddies and I open up the bottom cabinets and go in there and snoop around. The humans haven't found any damage (yet). You go Wm.
ReplyDeleteHi Eddie! I guess they are paying for thier fun now! But how could you resist?
ReplyDeleteNow why would William and the "Distruction Gang" only stop shredding at the half-way point? Perhaps they wanted to save the rest of the fun for another day...
ReplyDeleteEddie, although I love bad boys, I think it best you stay clear of William and the girls. Think of it this way: When they are busy being punished, there are more treats and ear scritches for you!
Subliminal Secret Message for William: "Way to go, big guy! You make me proud!!"
Eddie, I can just see you sitting on your mum's lap looking smug and virtuous and getting petted while the guilty threesome skulk around in the distance...
ReplyDeleteYou guys should have tolded me you wanted some insulation. We ended up with anextra piece so mom cut it up & lined a box for me since I loved it so much. I woulda sent you some though....
ReplyDeleteOh William, Olivia and Caroline, Is this your birthday present to Eddie? How sweet to intentionally get yourselves in trouble so Eddie can get showered with all the attention and luvin' and he won't have to compete with you youngsters! Happy 16th Birthday Eddie:) LOL Your Sweetie Pea Shilgiah
ReplyDeleteWm. was just living up to his name! But we can certainly see who's the "good cat" in the family, can't we?
ReplyDeleteSo, did anybody actually see this take place? Of course not! So...it could have been anything.....an earthquake, an intruder looking for money, the kid next door, the dog next door, an evil gremlin.....dont be hasty to place blame.
ReplyDeleteWe bet it was vermin, rats,rodentia ~Merlin, shadow, Ko Ko
ReplyDeleteHow untrue. We would have taken the insulation with us!!! ~Poiland Rodentia
Heh. That would totally be worth an afternoon in the corner!
ReplyDeleteInsulation tastes nasty. I can't imagine such discerning cats would gnaw on it.
ReplyDeleteHey Ginger, it was doing that word for me too! So Mom checked on Blogger to see what the deal was and you're supposed to clear your cookies like 5 million times and that should fix it. It worked for me this time.
ReplyDeleteOMG.
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Hey, it let me Tiny Dancer, it let me!!
ReplyDelete*head-butts*
uh-oh
ReplyDeleteoh dear oh dear oh dear... I guess the gig is up...
ReplyDeleteWOW! I gots to try harder to get into those cupboards! We gots a new dishwasher, too, an maybe I can finds insulation. Oops, Bonnie's encouragin me, so it's prolaly bad.
ReplyDeleteIs the dishwasher dead now? Looks like you killed it.
Hey Victor,
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's dead, but we never actually use it. I know, sounds dumb to me too, but Mom says we got it because when she redid the kitchen she wanted all the pliances to match.
At least, I hope it's not dead. Mom would really really be mad then. So I don't think you should listen to Bonnie, or your mom will be mad at you, too!