Never Ending Cat Toys And Nip For All.

I got the most exciting news today that I just have to tell you about. Of course, I can't give you all the details because this is very hush-hush, but here's part of the e-mail I got from my new friend in Dakar, Senegal:

"I and the Chief security officer (CSO) of this organization have arranged with an officer in the computer section Engineer Peter Cliff to bring out part of your total pending payment with reference number (LM-05-371) amounting to US$10 million. Why we did this is because according to information gathered from the banks security computer, you have been waiting for a long time to receive this payment without success. As I found out that you have almost met all the statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment. The problem we feel you are having is that of interest groups. A lot of people are interested in your payment and those people are merely doing paper works with you and that explains why you receive different kinds of untrue email and phone messages from different people everyday. For security reasons you do not have to tell anybody that your have your payment on the way until the payment gets to you."

Can you believe the good fortune? I never thought he'd find me! And now, all I only have to do this:

"I have therefore met the official of the security courier service and concluded shipping arrangement with them, which they will commence as soon as I have your go ahead order. The diplomat who will be bring in this consignment to you is an expert and has been in this line of work for many years now so we have Nothing to worry about. After all arrangements we have concluded that you must donate Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (US$500,000.00) to any charity organization I designate as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, you will send to us a promissory note for the donation along with your address where you will like the box to be delivered by courier."

Oh boy oh boy oh boy!