Want to hear something silly? When I sit like this in front of the stove, I can swish my very long tailio under it and sweep out all kinds of gross and dusty stuff!
Somehow, my mom is never too thrilled when I do that. For some reason, she thinks I'm going to lick it off!
I. So. Don't. Think. So.
Gees, our mom would love it if we could do a bit of housecleaning for her, like you can, Elliott. We can't understand why your human isn't in awe of your abilities!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great and helpful kitty you are Elliott!
ReplyDeleteBut you need to be a bit more subtle. Mom's don't like to be reminded how lacking their housekeeping skills are with actual evidence like that.
Pee Ess:
ReplyDeleteWe miss Russell.
If your Mom lives in fear of you licking off that gross stuff,
ReplyDeletetell her to keep it clean under there!
Someday a treat might roll under there and you might need to use your tail to get it out and eat it. Yup, she gotta clean under there !
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie
Huh. We have standards, us felines!
ReplyDeleteElliott, you are so wickedly handsome! What a terrific look on your face!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't lick the mess off, does she clean your tail for you?
ReplyDeleteMOL! Have you found any lost toys under there? We lose milk rings under ours.
ReplyDeleteHumans are so silly - we kitties are smarter than that.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww--lick it off? Tell you what, why don't you invite HER to lick it off for you???
ReplyDeleteBut can you sweep out lost toys from unner there? MOL!
ReplyDeletethat's a neat trick!
ReplyDeleteemma and buster
Elliott, what possessed her to think THAT???? NO way!
ReplyDeleteWe are with Spitty on this one.
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