Monday, January 14, 2013

Now Available.

The WMD Cat Shredder is your first line of defense against ordinary paper products. With the WMD CS you get
  • Superior performance
  • Durable teeth cutters
  • Quiet operation
  • Self-motivated auto start/stop
  • Shuts off automatically when Mom occurs
  • Endless capacity



Don't be intimidated by paper! Order today!

19 comments:

  1. My human paid a fortune for a heavy-duty, cross cut shredder - what a waste of money!

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  2. Holy cow! You are a genius!

    Emma and Buster

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  3. That is very good shredding. We need to order one of those.

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  4. What great shredding. And mom bought one of those other kind when *I* could have done the job for nothing!

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  5. Pawsome! Every Mom should have at least one. Two is always better.

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  6. We have one of those.
    We call ours Tillie ;)
    hahahahaha
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Treasure,Tiger, JJ and Julie

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  7. Mom Paula says she'll give you a call when our electric paper shredder dies.

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  8. Right up there with Paper Towl shredding!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  9. P.S. Oh thank Cod, William. My Human was beginning to think she was the only old person on the planet!

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  10. We have a shredder, the Wilbur100 model, but our shredder also CONSUMES the shreds - thus resulting in hork piles full of shreds!

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  11. Such skill! At least that looks like junk mail.
    --Jasper

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  12. Mum has a lot to shred, do you want to come over?

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  13. Nós somos muito bons em triturar papel!

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  14. The William does a better job than our paper shredder machine. We want one!

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  15. That Woman just felled offa her chair in laffing so much. We'd certainly do that to papers if she'd let us!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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