It's me, Caroline!
And guess what? The Governor called and William got a last-minute reprieve from having to go to the cat dentist tomorrow. This means we will all have access to food all night long!
Well, I didn't actually take the call, but that's what my mom said. Or maybe she didn't say exactly that. All I know is that we will all have access to food all night long! Which is good else I'd get all fainty and thin and I don't like it when that happens. So everything's very good!
Happy day! I don't know what we'd do without all-day-long access to food.
ReplyDelete--Jasper
I hate it when I don't get food at night. I am glad for you.
ReplyDeleteThat's the best news in the WORLD! Cuz it's bad to be all thin and fainty.
ReplyDeleteYou enjoy your fudz, all night long!
Wow, when Iza hadda not eat for her Ladygardenectomy, at least I still got to eat (in a closed room).
ReplyDeleteBut I am glad you were all reprieved...
Ayla
Oh Caroline, I'm concerned that you look a little thin just from THINKING about not eating. I think you need extra portions. Just as a preventive measure, you know.
ReplyDeleteYAY! We are glad you gets food all night long, Caroline. You are looking terribly thin, I think you should eat extra tonight.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad there won't be dental so you can all eat. We'd hate for you to faint, Caroline.
ReplyDeleteYay! I'm glad that William's dental got changed so your food time is left intact. That was a close one!
ReplyDeleteI am sure WILLIAM is super-relieved, and now at least you won't be fainty. it looks like it would be hard for you to get thin overnight, though.
ReplyDeleteWe can understand your sense of relief! We'd hate to see you waste away to nothing overnight, Caroline.
ReplyDeleteYeah, fainty isn't much fun, is it?
ReplyDeleteNow, Caroline, you should have gotten all the information. Like - why did William not have to go to the dentist today, and when is he going to have to go? All of that important stuff. Not that food isn't important. In fact, just last night, Tanner woke Mom up in the middle of the night because he was ABOUT TO EXPIRE! Apparently he had not had enough to eat at dinner, and DESPERATELY URGENTLY ABSOLUTELY NEEDED a middle of the night snack to keep him going until breakfast at 6:30 am. Mom was pretty irritated, because the way he woke her up is by knocking stuff over in the kitchen and that made Phoebe and me bark and of course she woke up all of a sudden like and her heart was racing. But she did get up and give Tanner (and Olivia and Finn) each 1/3rd of a can Spot's Stew which is one of their favorite treats, and even though my sleep was interrupted, Phoebe and I each got a cookie, so it wasn't that bad. Here's to not being fainty!
ReplyDeleteWe'd make mom pay by yowling at her all night.
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