So last night I didn't have that much to do so I bit through a string of lights. My mom says I was lucky because it wasn't plugged in. I say, if it had been, I could have seen where I was biting better! She says the same old thing: "This is why we can't have nice things, William." I have no idea what one thing has to do with the other.
Anyway, tonight I won't be doing that but instead helping her cook and make stuff. And I'll help her plot to get those reindeer antlers on Russell (shh!). I'll be back tomorrow with an update on that, because not only is it the day before Christmas, it's a Mom day too!
The antlers on Russel will make Caroline happy. Hope yoo guys haf a really good Krissmouse eve day and a Merry Krissmouse.
ReplyDeleteShe has nice things. She has YOU!
ReplyDeleteUh oh, Mr. William - do you think Sandy Claws is still watching, or is he too busy packing up his sleigh? I make my mom nervous because I like to put my mouth on cords, but I don't use my teefs.... yet.
ReplyDeleteYour (good) friend, Zoe
Do not chew on electronics! We want you to be around for Christmas.
ReplyDeleteWill or will not Russell sport the holiday antlers? I don't know if I can stand the suspense!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I used to feel like Russell-Pretzel was gettin' a bad rap, but he really does sort of have an evil, come-get-in-trouble-with-me look in his eye, William. I'll bet he put you up to biting those lights, didn't he?
ReplyDeleteBiting electric wires is not a good idea William. When I was young I used to keep chewing through the phone cable and dad had to either nail wires tight to walls or put them in conduit tube. I don't do it now though.
ReplyDeleteFlynn
hey, Darcy did that too! now our tree is lightless. happy cooking and a very merry Christmas to you all. Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xx
ReplyDeleteWiiliam, we suspect your Mom doesn't fully understand and appreciate the spirit you bring to your home. :) Good luck with the antlers!
ReplyDeleteWilliam, you are my kind of Cat. I killed a hammer drill once by chewing through the cord. I burned my nose, too, but let's not dwell on that part...
ReplyDeleteWe can't wait to see a Russell-Deer!
XX The Baby
Enjoy your Christmas preparations! May Santy Paws be good to all of you. Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas! And be safe you two!
ReplyDeleteI just stop by to say
ReplyDeleteMerry Christams !!!!!
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Oh so you like putting the bitey on the lights too. I also love undecorating the tree so Mom can't decorate it the way she wants. Mom finally got done cooking this morning. She is going over to son bean's tomorrow for dinner. William you and all your family have a Very Merry Christmas.
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WILLIAM! Biting through electrical cords is a BAD and DANGEROUS thing to do! How do you think your mom would feel if something happened to her tiny boy? You should think about things like that before you do silly things like biting through a string of lights!
ReplyDeleteHave fun planning your festiveness!
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