So you know how my mom always says, "Don't wreck the house for a moth, Russell"? Well, he really didn't listen last night!
There was a giant moth flying around the light over the cook top and Russell just went mental! He was running back and forth and jumping up and down and he knocked over a whole bunch of stuff on the counter! Then, before Mom could stop him, he spilled a whole glass of iced coffee! Onto the cook top! It didn't stop him! He ran and jumped through the puddle of coffee just trying to get that poor moth! What a mess!
Well, while Mom was trying to stem the tide, Russell smacked the moth to the floor with a coffee-covered foot, and when it couldn't get airborne again...I NABBED IT!
BWA HA HA HA HA! I guess this entry should be called AFTERMOTH!
We don't get much of anything flying in the house. Maybe a fly now and then, no moths.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha you bogarted the kill. Good job!
ReplyDeleteDude, you took the moth away? That's just wrong. (but funny!) Your Mom must have been pretty unhappy about the coffee getting spilled!
ReplyDeleteI think we miss an enormous amount of excitement around here with just the one of me.
ReplyDeleteAftermoth. Good one.
That's a great story! we're confused on one point though; you said Russell "went" mental. We thought he IS mental. Hmm.
ReplyDeleteWell done, William!
ReplyDeleteNice try, Russell!
Way to go! Let someone else do all of the work and you get the reward.
ReplyDeleteWilliam, Confess to Father Spitty now. You **know** that stealing that moth was wrong and you should be punised for ....
ReplyDeleteOh, HECK NO! MOL, Man! Good steal!
OMC, William - GREAT score!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, boy, our mom can just imagine it all and sends her sympathies to your mom. LOL.
ReplyDeleteGees, all that effort on Russell's behalf...for your gain. LOL! Poor Russell!
Great whapping William, another one bites the dust!
ReplyDeleteGiant moths are so exciting! Was Russell very disappointed when you got his moth?
ReplyDeleteOh my. How exciting!
ReplyDeleteHA HA! Aren't you smart to make Russell do all the work and you get all the glory!
ReplyDeleteDo you eat moth, William ... and, did you give a big kiss to your mom after things settled down for the moth gift?
ReplyDeleteWhat single minded determination!
ReplyDeleteDid you at least save a wing for Pretzel?
oh noes, our the mom is devastated - what a waste of iced coffee!!!
ReplyDeleteOooooooooooo!!!!! Great teamwork!
ReplyDeleteThough we don't think Russell feels that way ;) heehee
Good score William!! hahaha
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
oh my, poor moth but a partnership made in heaven. Darcy and Bingley xx
ReplyDeleteVery clever, William! Russell makes the mess an you get the moth...
ReplyDeleteOh...love the contemplative photo of you...it would look nice on our wall we thinks you look like a wise kitty...you got the moth in the end!
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