No, Mom, it wasn't me who wolfed down my dinner and Caroline's dinner and a lot of William's dinner and then yakked it up in the hallway just to hear you wretch a bunch of times cleaning it up. (Yakked up turkey dinner is pretty gross, isn't it.) I was sleeping. See?
It sure does look like you are having one big happy dream!
ReplyDeleteClearly you have been asleep there for hours.
ReplyDeleteUm...ooops. I think that was me...
ReplyDeleteChey
He who denies it, yacks it. We know that rule.
ReplyDeletePoor innocent Russell. I have done that too, especially when Mom gives us the stinky goodness. She didn't like it much.
ReplyDeleteCasper
Oh, I am sure that you would never do anything like that, Russell. Grin. Poor Herman has no way of denying his yaks.
ReplyDeleteYou look oh so happy my friend!
ReplyDeleteGood idea for closing your eyes, hahaha~~
ReplyDeleteOh no Russell. We know you'd never do THAT!
ReplyDeleteRussell looks innocent to us!
ReplyDelete"To be falsely accused, and while everyone across the CB can see you were clearly asleep ... having dreams of chasing games and other fun stuff."
ReplyDeleteWe hope your mom is now convinced of your innocence. :)
"He who yaks last, yaks best."
ReplyDeleteOr something like that.
Of course it wasn't you Russell. Everyone can see you are lost in a lovely dream.
ReplyDeleteRussell,
ReplyDeleteEven though it WASN'T you...SCORE!