Tomorrow I'm getting a special treat that no one else is getting, and all because I am my mom's favorite tiny boy. See, we all have collars even though we don't wear them–you know, just in case. Plus, we need something for all our tags and IDs and bells and stuff. Well, when the little Pee Queen* came, we were short one collar. And then Mom went to the
Animal Rescue Site and decided to feed a bunch of animals in need by getting some stuff and I'm going to get a cool new collar! The little PQ can have my other one and then everybody will be all set.
*Yesterday Mom moved the PQ's cat box literally twelve inches to the left so she could use the door to the garage, and what did PQ do? SHE PEED ON THE MAT! Then Russell had to run right over and try to cover it up with–I don't know–air litter, I guess. Boy, it's lucky she's got a bladder the size of a lima bean, but for meowing out loud. What is wrong with these two last cats?
Peed on the mat! Oh no! Sorry, our mom is laughing because that is something that would happen at our house, except they would pee on the couch!
ReplyDeleteoAH DEAR~~~
ReplyDeleteRussell was just trying to be helpful. Sigh. That is really a frustrating thing and so unusual in a girl cat.
ReplyDeleteWe can't wait to see your new collar William! Sorry about PQ's accident on the mat. We had to get rid of our cat tower because *somebody* here peed on it. Several times.
ReplyDeleteThe Big Thing laffed at this an tole us he once read in a book where some character tried some utterly useless. He wrote "like a cat trying to cover pee on a tile floor".
ReplyDeleteMOL!
I air cover stuff too. Usually when mum has something I don't like that needs to be buried, like some of her foods.
ReplyDeleteOh boy!! A new collar,just for you!!!!!!! It's great to be 'special' isn't it :)
ReplyDeleteSorry about Russell and the PQ,heehee
Purrs Mickey
Oh no! Bad news about the litter box and the little one, but good news about getting fun new stuff for you!
ReplyDeleteAir litter!!! Love it! We use that stuff here sometimes too. Interesting PQ & Russell seem to be in cahoots together!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you need to whap some sense into their heads, William my man cat...
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