Monday, August 06, 2007

William Wonders.

If I had a treat for every time my mom said to Caroline...
  1. Don't bite your brother.
  2. Don't snap at his toes.
  3. Do not bite his eyeball out.
  4. Don't bite his ears off.
  5. Don't bite his tail off.
  6. Do not be mean to him.
  7. Stop trying to bite his face off.
  8. Stop biting him.
...I'd probably weigh about 400 pounds by now.


  1. geez, that'd make you fatter than Fat Eric, even.

  2. Maybe you should ask for money or scritches. Then you won't get fat. Caroline doesn't understand "DON'T.

  3. I think you should get treats anytime someone has to say that. After all, that's abuse!

  4. Good thing you don't get treats for all those times cuz then Caroline would have more of you to bite.

    My mom says "Be nice" and "no" to Tommy a lot but (and don't tell mom this) I sometimes instigate the arguments.

  5. I think Caroline needs to go to charm school... or, at least, how not to bite your brother school!

  6. OR, you could SELL them to tem-tay-shunless kitties on e-bay and make a lot of money to buy Caroline a muzzle. (don't tell her we saided that).

  7. William buddy I feel your pain. Trixie thinks it is funny to jump me and flip me over on my back. Mom scolds her but she does it anyway.

    Your pal,

  8. Caroline's trying to show her affection to you.

  9. wow, maybe you can combine treats with scratches and new toys. your mommy seems reasonable. you could negotiate a type of "salary" for dealing with a sister....

  10. Hahahahahaha! "Do not bite his eyeball out" Hahahahaha!


Wowee meowee.