Monday, August 06, 2007

William Wonders.



If I had a treat for every time my mom said to Caroline...
  1. Don't bite your brother.
  2. Don't snap at his toes.
  3. Do not bite his eyeball out.
  4. Don't bite his ears off.
  5. Don't bite his tail off.
  6. Do not be mean to him.
  7. Stop trying to bite his face off.
  8. Stop biting him.
...I'd probably weigh about 400 pounds by now.
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16 comments:

  1. MillieMonday, August 06, 2007 7:39:00 PM

    geez, that'd make you fatter than Fat Eric, even.

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  2. AnonymousMonday, August 06, 2007 7:59:00 PM

    I know exactly what you mean.

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  3. michico＊Adan＊Lego-小芥＊阿丹＊樂高Monday, August 06, 2007 8:11:00 PM

    Wowww, so much "not to bite" .

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  4. Just DuckyMonday, August 06, 2007 8:17:00 PM

    Maybe you should ask for money or scritches. Then you won't get fat. Caroline doesn't understand "DON'T.

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  5. AnonymousMonday, August 06, 2007 9:11:00 PM

    I think you should get treats anytime someone has to say that. After all, that's abuse!

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  6. TaraMonday, August 06, 2007 11:14:00 PM

    Yes, hold out for the treats!
    Tara

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  7. LuxMonday, August 06, 2007 11:40:00 PM

    That Caroline! I never!

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  8. Shilgiah the CatTuesday, August 07, 2007 5:33:00 AM

    Good thing you don't get treats for all those times cuz then Caroline would have more of you to bite.

    My mom says "Be nice" and "no" to Tommy a lot but (and don't tell mom this) I sometimes instigate the arguments.

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  9. AnonymousTuesday, August 07, 2007 10:26:00 AM

    I think Caroline needs to go to charm school... or, at least, how not to bite your brother school!

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  10. The Meezers or BillyTuesday, August 07, 2007 11:46:00 AM

    OR, you could SELL them to tem-tay-shunless kitties on e-bay and make a lot of money to buy Caroline a muzzle. (don't tell her we saided that).

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  11. AnonymousTuesday, August 07, 2007 1:44:00 PM

    William buddy I feel your pain. Trixie thinks it is funny to jump me and flip me over on my back. Mom scolds her but she does it anyway.

    Your pal,
    Bounce

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  12. AnonymousTuesday, August 07, 2007 3:40:00 PM

    Caroline's trying to show her affection to you.

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  13. Rosemary B❤️Tuesday, August 07, 2007 4:05:00 PM

    silly silly mommie and
    silly silly Caroline

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  14. Tommy and TeaghanTuesday, August 07, 2007 5:10:00 PM

    Mom's always say dose kind of fings.

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  15. Mr. HendrixWednesday, August 08, 2007 8:39:00 AM

    wow, maybe you can combine treats with scratches and new toys. your mommy seems reasonable. you could negotiate a type of "salary" for dealing with a sister....

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  16. DaisyWednesday, August 08, 2007 11:28:00 AM

    Hahahahahaha! "Do not bite his eyeball out" Hahahahaha!

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Wowee meowee.

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