Do you see what I have to put up with? Caroline doing her crazy-eye thing trying to get me all dizzy or something so she can snap at my feet or ears. Or steal my birthday toys, as if I wouldn't notice!
And then, Mom got all mad at me just because I kept tasting the lettuce she washed off and left to dry once or four times. If she just gave me my own leaf I wouldn't try to eat hers. I don't think she had to yell at me about it.
So now my feelings are all hurt and even though I was given a Thinking Blogger Award by Lux I'm just going to go off by myself tonight and not play or purr or anything. I'll think about Thinking Blogger tomorrow. If my mom doesn't yell at me over lettuce again.
Dude, do you think she's maybe a space alium or something?
ReplyDeleteYour mom needs to chill. Belated Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry William.... if you needs to leave home for a while, you can telecort here and if you wanted, we could even elope if you want.... It would prolly take Mama about 4 or 87 days to relise she has 3 black kitties and not 2...
ReplyDeletetaz xx
Wm, your mom was awfullly naughty to you. Has she been blinded by Caroline's eyes. Of course, you need your own lettuce leaf.
ReplyDeleteYou have chosen the right strategy. My advice is to keep this up until she's good and worried and then — and only then — feebly give her a little affection.
There are rules and protocols here and clearly, your mom needs to understand she's out of line.
Keep the tail up. There's a good tiny boy.
H.M. The Tuxedo
Poor William. Your sister Carolyn does look a bit crazed in that picture.
ReplyDeleteYou know even though it wasn't nice of your mom to yell at you, maybe she was just extra hungry and tired from hunting all day. Sometimes when my mom is extra tired she gets cranky with me and I'm practically perfect just like you. It must just be a people thing.
We're furry sorry your mom got mad and yelled at you. my eyes get like Caroline's and mom calls me Master Po. Who is master po? why does she call me that?
ReplyDeleteA purrthday boy should get all the lettuce he wants!!
ReplyDeleteWell it looks like you got all kinds of cool birthday stuff! But I'd keep an eye on Caroline ... those eyes make me nervous!
ReplyDelete--Jasper
Fresh lettuce - how could you resist?! Your mom should understand these things.
ReplyDeleteHoppy Birthday!
~Fiona Bun
Happy belated birthday. Caroline does look possessed n that picture. Maybe she ate some funny lettuce?
ReplyDeleteAwwww, sweetie, think hard and feel better. I hope you get a lettuce leaf of your own very soon!
ReplyDeletethem looks like devil eyes, all reddish and spooky.
ReplyDeleteShe steals yur birfday toys!!!!! That am serious. An' all yur mom's worried about is lettuce!
ReplyDeleteThose eyes...they follow me wherever I go!
ReplyDeleteYIKES! we don't wanna mess wif HER.
ReplyDeletewe're sorry we missed yur purrthday. we hazzn't been 'round much. we hope it wuz a great one!
Yikes, look at Caroline's eyes! Is she possibly possessed?
ReplyDeleteHappy belated purrthday William! Sorry I missed it, but it sounds like you had a great time anyway!
ReplyDeleteWe think Caroline is in a trance for something.
ReplyDeleteYou should have gotten your own leaf.
maybe your great great great great grampa was a rabbit.. so you need the greens
Have a great weekend
we aren't sure why you would want a lettuce leaf William, well Rabbie understands, but he's a rabbit ~poilnad tribe
ReplyDeleteoh William, you can haf all the lettuce in our house if you want. Mommy eats far too much of it!
ReplyDeleteHer laser eyes can't do anything to you! Just be glad you don't have a hypno-toad around!
ReplyDeleteThose eye fings are making us scared. It must be driving you crazy too. Lettuce is furry good. We eats all that drops on da floor.
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