Sunday, February 11, 2007

The Ordeal.

So Friday evening Mom got out the troll box. I knew I was going to the cat fix-it place but I got into it right away because I kinda like it. Plus, it freaks my sisters out to see me in there and that's always kinda fun. Anyway, off Mom and I went. It was awful! This is me all flattened after they took all my blood.



OK, so maybe they didn't take all my blood. But they probably took about a gallon. And maybe for once I'd just like to visit my doctor and not be poked and stabbed and stuff. Because I like her a lot and like it when she tells me what a handsome boy I am.

Well, anyway, the reason why I had to have the blood test is that my white count had been a little low. We found this out in my pre-dental exam and then I was tested again when I had my teeth cleaned. After that I got to fling that icky bubblegum swill all over the walls and Mom until I finally wore her down and she stopped trying to force it on me. I guess the one drop I mistakenly swallowed had an effect, because today my doctor called us and let Mom know that everything is good.

I could have told her that!
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19 comments:

  1. Just DuckySunday, February 11, 2007 8:48:00 PM

    Glad your count is better. I am surprised that they took a GALLON of blood to do a test. Man I don't want to have that happen to me.

    HEHE. My word verification is

    WOWUS. I agree, we are WOW.

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  2. Big Piney Woods CatsSunday, February 11, 2007 10:03:00 PM

    I nefur knew if they took all that blood you would get flat like that. I hope you round back out again William, although being flat does have an advantage if you are hiding out. So glad everything is OK, though! I am sure your Momma, if she is like mine, was real worriet.

    Patches

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  3. AnonymousSunday, February 11, 2007 10:09:00 PM

    Wm, I'm totally without on those white-coat vampires. I, too, often have had such creatures fall upon me and take the very lifeblood out of me. Worse, they've even taken me to a dark room where they take my picture with a magic camera that makes everything but my bones disappear. It's really quite frightening. It's only because I am a STRONG-WILLED tuxedo that i am able to make my gorgeous body reappear, in defiance of their evil plans.

    Carry on, dear Wm, and fight the good fight.

    Her Majesty, Sophie, the Tuxedo

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  4. The M'sSunday, February 11, 2007 11:51:00 PM

    Wow, it really flattens you, that must hab been what our bean girl looked like yesterday after dey took her blood.

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  5. DK & The FluffiesMonday, February 12, 2007 12:30:00 AM

    Nice to hear all is well!

    Purrs

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  6. Shilgiah the CatMonday, February 12, 2007 5:39:00 AM

    Yuck...I hate that pink bubble gum stuff. Good work flinging it all over the walls. It ususally just goes all over my face when I have to take it. Then mom says I "look pretty in pink" Glad you're o.k. William.

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  7. AnonymousMonday, February 12, 2007 6:04:00 AM

    hehe, Flat Cat! But Mom says you still look handsome even all flat like that! We're glad ou are Ok and your ordeal is over. Me and Spot are done with our medicine too.

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  8. jenianddeanMonday, February 12, 2007 7:37:00 AM

    I'm glad you're doing better. So sorry they had to suck the blood out and make you flat, but I bet you'll fill back up again soon.
    --Jasper

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  9. Shaggy and ScoutMonday, February 12, 2007 8:19:00 AM

    Holy schmoley, you did go flat!!!!
    We are glad to hear you are all better!!!!

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  10. AnonymousMonday, February 12, 2007 8:57:00 AM

    You did get extra snacks after that ordeal didn't you?
    ~Rufus

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  11. The Meezers or BillyMonday, February 12, 2007 9:50:00 AM

    ok, mommy just spit out her coffee looking at you flat pikshur!!! she says it's "too funny"

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  12. AnonymousMonday, February 12, 2007 11:39:00 AM

    we're so sorry ta hear they did that to you, but we're glad yur okay. now our Lady wants ta go to the Red Cross an donate gallons of blood cause she'd like ta look that flat. she's gotten way too round recently.

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  13. Forty PawsMonday, February 12, 2007 11:56:00 AM

    Wow!! You're flatter than a pancake!! Maybe a tire pump would help? Yup, we sling that pink stuff everywhere too. We put it on the walls, on the floor, the cabinets, yup.
    Glad you're white count is normal again.

    Luf, Us

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  14. AnonymousMonday, February 12, 2007 12:58:00 PM

    Glad to hear your doing well and you
    are a very handsome boy :)

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  15. muffinmidiMonday, February 12, 2007 1:14:00 PM

    Sorry you had to go to the vet. At least you didn't make it easy for them. Eddie is in my prayers. It's not easy being a senior kitty. He needs lots of love and attention from you and your mom.

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  16. Mr. HendrixMonday, February 12, 2007 2:18:00 PM

    Oh No William! A gallon of blood. Does your mommy know that it takes 3 cans of stinky goodness to make up for the flatness and get your fluffy-ness back? 3 cans. I'm glad your blood count is OK. I'm getting my teeth done on the 28th. Yuck. We're keeping Eddie in our prayers.
    Oh I just thought of something! You can eat your 3 cans of stinky goodness is while you watch the 2 wonderful hours of 24 tonight.

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  17. Fat EricMonday, February 12, 2007 4:47:00 PM

    William, I am so glad you survived the ordeal. You had better eat lots so that you aren't too flat. I am glad the v-e-t said everything is OK.

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  18. The CrewTuesday, February 13, 2007 2:59:00 PM

    Oh Wm., thank heavens you survived your terrible ordeal and the news is good. You do look a little drained, though.

    George

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  19. LuxTuesday, February 13, 2007 7:34:00 PM

    Whoa, Wm.! You look like a vacuum cleaner ran over you and then spit you out!

    Luckily I read into the future and see you've expanded again!

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Wowee meowee.

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