My Mom Has Zoomed Right Into The 21st Century.

She finally got me high-speed Internet! I helped her install it tonight. Do you know that I had to beg for two years once we moved to an area that had it? I think my mom is related to the Slowskis.

No wait, because that would make me a turtle, too, and I'm not. As a matter of fact, last night was the best full moon ever and Olivia (Sardine), Caroline and I tore through the house for hours. It was so good, Caroline was bouncing sideways with her tail all foofy! Also, I was teasing Mom by trying to get behind the blinds in the kitchen to stare out the back window as if something were out there. Then she got all weirded out when the motion light went on in the front. She told us we'd better settle down.

So just we waited until she was asleep. No sense in wasting the effects is what I say.