So we were all having a peaceful dinner when there was a great big crash.
It was like an IED--improvised explosive dish!
Since our bowls are supposed to be unbreakable and since, like I said, this was my favorite one out of all the same ones we have, I made Mom look at one of the others to see if we could figure out how Olivia in her exuberance to eat could have managed this.
There were things on the bottom that looked like three innocent marks. I had to tell Mom what it secretly said because my eyesight is much more superior.
This certainly explains it.
Well, I'm thinking Olivia the little piglet eating machine having to eat in the normal spot is not enough, now that we have three bowls for the four of us and it's just so lucky that none of us lost an eyeball because of her pigletishness. I'm thinking someone should not get dinner.
Oh, poor William's Mommy with bad eyesight like me. Maybe your Mommy needs speshul glasses too? I'm gonna haf to get some. Olivia sounds lots like Mini. Maybe they should have an eatin contest sometime. Course we'd prolly hafta get cement dishes for them. hehehe
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Eh, bowls are over rated. Just plop the Stinky Goodness on the floor and get out of my way. I'll eat it.
ReplyDeleteWOW!! That's 'bout all we can say 'bout that mess. Glad nocat gotted hurt. Maybe your mom should try sty-ro-foam bowls?
ReplyDeleteMan! That stinks! Don't fret about sharing a bowl now. Brach and I share, I just bully him out of the way when I want to eat. No problemo!
ReplyDeleteMan! That stinks! Don't fret about sharing a bowl, though. Brach and I share, I just bully him out of the way when I want to eat. No problemo!
ReplyDeleteWow! Olivia is legendary! I think she needs a metal bowl. I like to see her with one of those.
ReplyDeleteEven Chey has not broken a bowl when she's being a piggy...
ReplyDeleteDude! Olivia must be a powerhouse!
ReplyDeleteThe Brats always knock the bowls onto the floor and break them. The Mom gave up trying to stop them so she tries to hide them until feeding time.
ReplyDeleteMom says our bowls are stain-less, but they look stained when we has stinky goodness! She puts plastic Rubbermaid shelf liners unner my bowl so it don't slide. She calls it a cheap kitty placemat. When that went *CRASH* did you hide unner a bed?
ReplyDeleteWhat we don't understand is that if you are "William of Mass Destruction" why it was Olivia who broke the unbreakable? Even though it had that small print on the back that you were smart enough to help your Mommy see, we think your reputation is a stake here --- Alberta, Sky, Blackie and Charlie
ReplyDeleteMaybe Olivia needs a Break-O-Meter!
ReplyDeleteMom says to tell your mom that she finally posted the instructions on how she made my bed.
Mum broked a big bowl like that a few months ago. It dropped just right and landed on the edge. The pieces all over the place. But mum says it is the firsted time she broke this stuff and shes had it for over 25 years.
ReplyDeleteOliva should now eat offa alumin foil. or cardboard. or, as Max suggested, the floor.
ReplyDeleteOoooh when those break, they break in a nasty way! When my Momma was 20, which she said is young but to me that's old, she dropped her Momma's birthday cake. The cake was on one of those plates and it exploded everywhere.
ReplyDeletesee there is an explaination for everything....somewhere ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO
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