How could I possibly know that if I just barely touched Eddie's tail while he was on Mom's lap this morning getting his dose of turkey and gravy that he would go completely mental, growl, fly off Mom's lap, knock the jar of baby food onto the floor, make her all cross and cause her to have to clean up the mess all over the carpet? I mean, I did fix everything: by the time she returned with the paper towels, I'd already licked it up.
It was tasty!
Good job, William. But are you sure you didn't know Eddie would react like that? Cause it seems like you benefitted rather well... I'm just sayin'...
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See how helpful you are? *HE* caused the mess, and you cleaned it up. I hope you're appreciated!
ReplyDeleteWilliam, that was sneaky of you! good job!
ReplyDeleteWhat she doesn't see, won't hurt her, Squilliam. And by that, I mean if you licked it all up and there was no tangible evidence, than you are in the clear!
ReplyDeleteAwh, William . . . doesn't your mom know that you were just bein' friendly to Eddie? And it was very thoughtful of you to clean-up the mess; you were extra helpful!
ReplyDeleteHow could you have predicted Eddies' spaz attack? Afterwards, you, being the good son you are, helped with the mess he caused. She should thank you.
ReplyDeletewell, i hope your Mom isn't mad at you 'cause you did clean it up and all.....
ReplyDeleteHumph. I would've done the exact same thing.
ReplyDeleteA word of warning ... I think your mom knows what you were doing, but isn't saying just yet. She'll be waiting for you if you try it again.
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