Thursday, August 01, 2013

Here, Chicken Chicken Chicken.

So I think I've reached a plateau with my diet despite the fact that I've been starving to near death for months now. Of course, it's been too hot and sticky to play much, so maybe that's why I seem stuck. Also not helping is my sleeping on a big lump that just makes me look a bit round.



Yes, I'm really quite svelte without that obviously misshapen cushion.

Now, if I could just not dream about something really fun to eat, like KFC...

16 comments:

  1. William, are you there? All we see is a furry pile of skin and bones!

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  2. Diets are difficult, especially in the hot weather. When the weather cools off, you'll be more interested in exercise and you'll be svelte before you know it!

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  3. I bet if you get more fur on that thing, you will be lots lighter at your next weigh-in!

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  4. Lumpy kitty-cushions should be replaced immediately! We should NEVER be made to look un-svelte!

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  5. William, You look PURRFECT says my Human. I bet Trish from the Lounge will soon insult you though, like she does poor sweet Salem and now ME!!! That nice comment she made was just to lull you into thinking she's on your side.

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  6. Better too fat than too skinny, Audrey would say.

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  7. William, you are purrfect!!
    The Vet says the same thing about Tillie and Georgia.
    Just shows those Vets don't know everything either ;)
    We think you look SO handsome :)
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

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  8. Maybe you have just reached your ideal weight. You look ideal to us.

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  9. Mmm! KFC! Lol. I think you're super gorgeous William. I've been trying to diet myself...

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  10. You look purrfect to us William. Diets are just torture.

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  11. Hey Buddy, Did you eat Russell or sumfing? ;-)

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  12. I think you shape is just perfect to us~!

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  13. I don't seem to be losing anything on my diet.I think I pla-toed before I started, there fore I cannot lose any more. -Shaggy

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  14. Oh, that little round lump? That's no big belly! Our brother Maxx can show you what a big belly is...and what you have ain't it! You're purr-fect! Purrs....

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  15. Espero que você tenha conseguido chegar no peso ideal, e não precise mais fazer dieta.
    Bons sonhos Willian

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  16. Hey, diets are for mice..not us. We help 'em lose weight by chasing them. We gain weight by eatin' them.

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