Hi Mom! No, I'm not mad that you wouldn't let me inspect the toys you were trying to photograph, even though I would have been very thorough. And no, I'm not mad that you shooed away that young white winged dove that came to visit on the balcony, even though he may have been a flying dinner of some sort.
And really, it wasn't me who put another claw gash in the window film on the sliding door. Really.