Mom. When you go to Subway and get a tuna sandwich and bring it home to eat, I don't think it's right that I have to wait for you to turn your head to address the boys in order to sneak a bite. I WANT MY OWN TUNA SANDWICH.
Oh, and Mom? I don't want lettuce on mine.
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