While those stoopy little boys hid from Aunt L like great big babies, I got to be queen the entire time! Not only did I have the run of the house, I got all my aunt's attention!
And since that little bully Ivan wouldn't even come out from behind the bookcase for dinner, I got his food, too! Oh, it was so fun having Aunt L here! It was fun being my true royal self!
And not only that, I've got the 2,500th post!
Life is good.