This morning I heard my mom call the police about some suspicious creature dressed in all black skulking about. I got all excited because I thought for sure this was the end for Ivan!
Then I got cross because it turns out the suspicious creature she called about was some stoopy human at the building next door, not a cat in my own home. But then I thought maybe the suspicious creature was really a cat burglar and he was looking to steal Ivan and I was hopeful again! And then I realized my stoopy mom had just taken steps to make him go away!
Well, of course the suspicious creature who may have been a cat burglar looking to steal Ivan disappeared into the ether before the cops got there. So I am right back where I was.