Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Wet Blanket Mom.

Why does my mom get all cross when I play Crunchies Hockey? Always, always, always, the moment I line up a piece to shoot under the oven, she tears into the kitchen like she was shot out of a cannon and announces, "Ivan. No playing with food. Food is not a toy." Then she hides the crunchies bowl in the pantry and says, "How many times do I have to tell you?"

Nine million times?



I say anything is a toy. Who's with me on that?

16 comments:

  1. We are! We are! Hoomins are just so.... so..... boring! No imagination whatsoever.

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  2. We are!!!! The adult edition of humans is so boring!

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  3. Geez, humans are no fun, Ivan. Crunchies are toys. Kibble chase is one of our favorite games!

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  4. Ivan, guess you've got a bit more work to do, with training your mom!

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  5. I agree- everything in the house belongs to the cats that live there- that is a law :)

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  6. ???? Of COURSE those crunchies are toys! You've gotta hunt your prey before you kill and eat it!

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  7. Oh yes! Food hockey is fun!
    Under the oven? Score!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  8. Why doesn't she just pull out the oven once a month to sweep out the crunchies?

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  9. It's a toy if you say it's a toy. What's wrong with her?

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  10. I am! My mum finds all sorts of things under the oven, even a half chewed mouse once.

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  11. I agree with Spitty! It's a TOY and that's THAT! Her bad.

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  12. A toy is a toy is a toy if you can whap it!!

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  13. dood....if it moooovez....itz a toy....if it CAN be moooved....itz a toy......if itza peace oh food that followz step one.... ore two; yea.....we iz with ya !!! ♥♥♥

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  14. We are totally behind you.

    Emma and Buster

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  15. Nora does the same thing. First she drags crunchies out of her bowl, then she bats them and chases them down.

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Wowee meowee.