Monday, January 26, 2015

WMD Anniversary Flashback, Part Five.

Proving once again my talent for destruction. This is from Monday, May 04, 2009.

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WMD Still Rules.

So my mom got us a brand-new litter mat yesterday because she has this inexplicable thing about litter all over the place and it being "messy" and "crunchy" and "gross" and she's "tired of cleaning this up." (???) Well, I love it! It's soft and rubbery! And within about twelve hours, I chewed it up. Really, it's the best thing next to weatherstripping, so naturally I thought that's why she really got it.

But then I heard, "Oh, William" and I guessed not.

Anyway, here it is away from the cat box. (And I just couldn't stop myself from biting on it again. After all, there's still a lot of it left!)

14 comments:

  1. William, a mancat has to do what a mancat has to do! Or did...rather. Bet your mom is glad that you aren't teaching this trick to your brofurrs.

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  2. Wow! We have one of those and NO kitty here ever thought of doing that.

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  3. HAHAHAHA, you are just too crazy to eat that. Derby would chew on plastic, but not the litter mat.

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  4. OMC! I *just* got one of those. Dood, I would never even THINK about eating it! Grrrrr-oss! But if you would like to drop in for a snack, well, I'd let you have at it if you want.

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  5. William, you ATE that? At least you ate it before it got a lot of litter tracked on it...

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  6. Hey, you have clearly earned your title of Mass Destructor.

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  7. William! OMC, we've never known the joys of a litter mat and of course now we want one for ourselves. Nicki loves to eat cardboard, maybe this would be good too!

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  8. That was a great adventure William, and she was so thoughtful to buy you that nommy plasticky stuff you so enjoy!

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  9. Bwahahahahaha!!!
    That's pawsome William :)
    Really shows why your blog id called WMD!
    heh,heh,heh
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  10. Willian você realmente é muito talentoso!! hehehehe

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  11. Oh William, you are not the first kitty Mom has seen do this :)

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Wowee meowee.