Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Caroline's Day.

Mom. Just because you heard a great big noise in the middle of the night—which you did not investigate and it could have been a cat burglar in here stealing all of us—and just because you know I'm the only one who likes to sit on the stereo—OK, maybe jump and leap on it—does not mean I was involved in any way with it winding up on the floor. I mean really, if you didn't see what happened, can you honestly say it wasn't the little bowl killer Ivan?



I'm insulted.

17 comments:

  1. Lol, Caroline! You would never do anything like that, would you?

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  2. Oh my Ceiling Cat, WHAT is going on there??? All your stuff is running away from y'all!!

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  3. You have a point, Caroline! If there are no witnesses, there's no guilty party.

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  4. What? What is going on at your place?
    Things getting broken and stuff.
    Are you holding a house trashing and forgot to tell us ?
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  5. If the human did not see the event, there is no proof of which kitty did it. That means, by default, that all cats are innocent!

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  6. First the bowl and now the stereo? If you kitties aren't careful, you'll be locked in a padded room at night.

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  7. Why, I think that red bowl looked right purty all broked up like that!

    And phfft! So what if the stereo ended up on the floor. (A) It probably plays even better from down there, (B) Stereos don't break, (C) Who has a "stereo" anyway? I mean, it's the DIGITAL AGE, right?, (D) She prolly only listens to stoopy old people music anyways. Like Lawrence Welk or sumbuddy.

    You are beautiful and innocent as the day is long. Or something. And besides, you're beautiful so who cares if you *are* guilty. Your Mom should more careful with her things.

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  8. Caroline those BOYS are destroying your Mom's house! Maybe she should banish them all to one room and not let them out. That way only you would have full run of the house and nothing would get broke :)
    (just kidding boys)

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  9. What??? You had another visit from Nott Mee? That mystery cat enjoys getting all us innocent kitties into trouble.

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  10. Caroline! The things you have to put up with!! I have to tell you though that Ivan's sweet and truly innocent face says he's NOT guilty. Maybe it really WAS Nott Mee. I bet that's who it was. Ivan doesn't LOOK like a bowl killer..but...maybe he is? And you? Why, I know it was either the Cat Burglar (thank heavens you are all safe!!!) or Not Mee.

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  11. Your human didn't investigate? We're impressed. Any "little" noise in our house and our human is up to check whether we're okay (read that as whether we're okay AND whether Nicki's destroyed something). In any case, we know it wasn't you, Caroline. It was either Not Me or Gravity, two visitors who often cause havoc!

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  12. Caroline, is the stereo still working...did it make it? If so, then no harm, no foul!

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  13. Vocês tem muita sorte que sua mãe não investigou o barulho, ou algum gato estaria seriamente encrencado hehehehe

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  14. Unseen forces must be at work...da, da,da!

    Noodle and crew

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  15. I would be too sweetie. How dare they blame you.

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Wowee meowee.