OK, so my mom got me some new food to try in her ongoing battle with my chubbiness (note I said it was her battle, not mine). It's SD Perfect Weight, which of course means some kind of light food, which of course means I can eat twice as much, right? Mom doesn't think so, so I'm getting the same teeny tiny amount of food that I vacuum down on contact. So guess who's started to talk and demand and yell as much as Screamoline?
↓ ↓ THIS GUY. ↓ ↓
I
will wear her down.
Have a fun and food-filled weekend, everyone!
Scream by all means!
ReplyDeleteDiets are not for cats.
It has the word "die" in it and that is never good!
Besides, you look pawsome to us ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie
Binga nags for food ALL the time too - and she never gets extras! Maybe your human will be easier to wear down.
ReplyDeleteI truly feel your pain! I am also on diet deathwatch.
ReplyDeleteIt's just another outrage, William. Just another outrage, tsk, tsk.
ReplyDeleteWe would yell a lot too!
ReplyDeleteMy mum has the opposite problem, she tries to get me to eat more. Maybe we should do a home exchange.
ReplyDeleteIt isn't easy being on a d-i-e-t. Mom said I may have to join you but she's not sure yet. xxoo
ReplyDeleteWilliam, you mom loves you so! Chase some more toys around, and burn up calories via exercise, then she'll give you big bowls of food.
ReplyDeleteUgh, our brother Maxx hates that weight word and thinks there's nothing wrong with telling the world. Purrs...
ReplyDeleteSuch an ordeal for you, William! Jenna suggests food with no grains. Kitties aren't meant to eat corn...just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry to hear that you are on a 'diet'.
ReplyDeleteHope you survive.
Stay cool this weekend,
JC and The Purr and Fur Gang
OMC A diet?????? Meez so sowwy fuw yous. MOL Meez finks yous kwite handsum just da way yous awe.
ReplyDeleteLuv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
Oh good, you've joined me. I'm still trying to wear M down, and sometimes I'm successful - so keep at it.
ReplyDeleteA diet? We hate that. Ashton thinks her diet is torture and complains constantly about it.
ReplyDeleteYep, I know from experience, that if you talk about it *a lot* eventually the people cave. It helps to talk about it at 4 a.m. while sitting right by a sleeping person's head...
ReplyDeleteGO William, GOOOOOO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhinge and whine and mewl and sing and merf--continuously.
Hi Buddy, Just coming by to make sure she hasn't starved you yet. Sing, William, sing late and early and often. Get Screamoline to help.
ReplyDeleteOK, Wm., if you need a back-up chorus for your screaming, just let us know and we'll all come by and help!
ReplyDeleteOh poor William! You and Caroline sing the song of the starving kitties for poor mom!
ReplyDeleteIf you can get Elliot in with you and Caroline then maybe your mom will give up this diet thing. She can't compete then. Hehe
ReplyDeleteOh no! One of the words I don't like -DIET!
ReplyDeleteYou haz the pawfect figure to me MOL xxoxxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
William, the trouble is that "diet" foods usually have a lot of filler, like grains, which aren't satisfying. Ditto for human "diet" food -- all the low-calorie treats on the market that are nothing but starch and sugar. We don't know if you have any food allergies or specific food requirements, but we would suggest a good quality, high-protein, grain-free (or at least very low grain) food. You might find it fills you up more. Your human just has to be mindful of serving sizes, and we can't help you get around that. LOL. We're also not sure how many times a day you get fed, but maybe more frequent, smaller meals would help?
ReplyDeleteGood luck with finding an UN-diet that is right for you! :-)