Thursday, February 09, 2012

I Did Not Have Fun Today.

So there I was, minding my own business and taking a nap in the sun, when all of a sudden my mom scooped me up and dropped me right in that stupid troll box. She used some new trick of placing the thing on its end. Mean, mean, mean!

And then at the cat fix-it place! Oh, it was terrible! Nobody made fun of my weight this year because Mom told Dr. R that she was concerned about it. I felt so betrayed–plus, she should talk, the little Cheez-It fiend! Anyway, even though I'd gotten safely back in the troll box, I was forced out again for tests! MORE. NEEDLES.

And of course that crybaby Kangaroo Girl was done in about two seconds! Thank Cod Mom forgot all about that special SD food, otherwise I would be REALLY CRANKY.



I think it will take me a few days to recover from this indignity, but I hope everybody else has a fun weekend!

14 comments:

  1. Ugh, William, what a terrible day. I hope you are okay - it sounds like you had to have an awful lot of tests!

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  2. Oh William, sorry you had a bad day. We hopes you have a good weekend.

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  3. Aw, poor little thing! I hope your tests come out good!

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  4. Well...at least she didn't try to trick you with a FREE TOONA sign on it...

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  5. That was a very bad horbibble no-good really awful day William. You poor thing.

    I think I will have to issue a Royal Decree of Painful Punishment against you Mom. Would you like to suggest the punishment yourself??

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  6. We are sorry you had such a terrible day William. It sounds like no fun at all. We hope your test results are good though.

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  7. I don't blame you for feeling indignant William. I hate those needles at the Vet also. I want to thank you so much for stopping by and wishing me well when I was down and out. I really appreciated it. Even when I don't visit often (Mom's fault) I think of you and hoping you are well. Hope you have a great weekend too!

    Casper

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  8. We been THERE just a coupla days ago, so we feel yer pain...

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  9. oh my.. well we send you extra special kisses and purrs to make up for the indignity. Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xxx

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  10. So sorry to hear you had such a lousy day. I feel your pain! Been there many times over my years.

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  11. Poor William!!!! Hope your weekend was way better!!!
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Tiger, Treasure and JJ

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