Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Tuesdays With Russell.

Dear Santa Claws:

So maybe I haven't been good every single minute this past year...but cute counts, right?




I would like a new toy and maybe a blimp.

Your pal,

Russell Bustle (a.k.a. Pretzel)


P.S. I will leave some kibble out for you but don't be surprised if someone eats it first by mistake. If that happens, there's always bits under the refrigerator.

P.P.S. Oh, and if you can find a Caroline-size muzzle, that would be nice too, because she screams a LOT for no reason at all.

16 comments:

  1. I am sure santa will bring you some presents.

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  2. Russell, you are leaving out KIBBLE? I think you should leave out some chicken and tuna juice - that would go over much better, I think.

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  3. Russell, just how big a blimp are you talking? Cuz we think we want one too! Or maybe a small zeppelin. (NOT a Led one!)

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  4. A Blimp? You mean like real size or kitty size?

    You guaranteed gifts if you are half good or the year. That's just the way kitties are. I mean, that's about as good as kitties can manage, and I don't ask the impossible...

    Santa

    As told to us on Santa's Lap...

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  5. Cute had better count, at least in our house. MOL!

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  6. Hmm... that's a reasonable list.. but we think maybe Caroline has something about you on her list too.

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  7. I do not think we always have to be nice--we are cats after all.

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  8. We hope the blimp fits in Santa's sleigh, makes it down the chimney, and lays nicely wrapped under the tree.

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  9. Great list Russell!
    We're sure Santa appreciates the tip about the kibble bits under the fridge.

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  10. Cute counts, Russell, I'm sure of it! I hope you get everything you want for Christmas!

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  11. Oh Russell... you don't get more pressies from Sandy Claws by throwing your sister under the bus! And a BLIMP? What the heck for?? You are a little bit crazy.

    Your friends, Fuzzy and Zoe

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  12. William, our mom laughed at your mom's story! But she wrinkled up her nose without even realizing it - she really REALLY hates the smell. It may smell like money to some people, but it just smells like what it is to our mom!

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  13. Russell, we hope you get everything you need and at least some of what you want this Christmas!

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Wowee meowee.