Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Cold Front.

Well, I think winter has officially arrived – it got really cold out and we even got a teeny tiny bit of snow today, too! I don't mind the cold so much because I can snuggle with Mom or sit in front of the small cat heater she lets me use when I blog and visit. Okay, maybe not so much use as hog all the heat from the cat heater (Mom says). But isn't that why it's on in the first place?

So really the only thing I really really don't like about the cold is I get all electric and get shocked a lot. But you know what the absolute worst thing is? We use Swheat Scoop litter (made from wheat – very soft on the footies and wonderfully kickable!) but it gets all stuck to me because of static cling! And it seems to happen only to me.

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  1. oh no William that's awful! why only you? does you haf dryer furs or skins unner your furs than the ofurrs?

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  2. Do you think space aliums gave you this magical power?

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  3. you have your own cat heater? cool

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  4. Have people invented any feline safe static cling sheets they could rub on you?

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  5. It's cold where you are but it is warming up a little for us this week. It'll be in the 60s!
    Ugh. Static cling wif wheaties?

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  6. Squilliam, obfeeusly yore bean is not petting you enuff. This happend to me wen I first came to live wif my mom bean. My fur was all staticky and dry. Mom made sure she petted me lots and lots to get the good oils from her hands onto my furrs and I'm never staticky ennymor!

    Buddy

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  7. Um...if it's called a "Cat Heater," then what's the problem with you taking all the heat?

    Humans are sooooo selfish!

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  8. He, he, that's hilarious. Bubbles also gets all electric and his ears get shocked when I tuch him.

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  9. We have that electric static stuff really bad. Momma says it is from the wood hotbox that heats our cabin. Precious' fur on her tail sticks all out funny. The worst part is, Momma gives me shocks on my little nose! Sparks just fly! Momma puts water on the hotbox, but it doesn't seem to help much.

    Patches

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  10. You own cat heater? And animal magnetism? what a life you've got William!

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  11. you gots an electrick purrsonality. an, by the way, a "cat heater" is fur heating cats. efurrybuddy nose that.

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  12. We're still waiting for winter here. Dad had the air conditioning on at work today! But they say it should come this weekend for us. (Of course, we're in South Carolina, so winter means 40s...)
    --Jasper

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  13. Is that 'cause you're such a chick magnet?

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  14. Awh William, we're sorry to hear 'bout your static-cling situation . . . is it kinda like when people get tp stuck on the bottom of their shoes?

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  15. I feel for you William. It must be terrible to get all electric and have the litter stick to you. Unfortunately, I don't have a solution. That storm dumped over a foot on us -- I'm up north of you in New Mexico.

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Wowee meowee.