Sunday, June 18, 2006

Bill Gates Ate My Weekend.

So my mom got a new PC.

That's probably all I need to say. That and Mom taught me some new words, too. But I can't say them here.

I'm glad I still have this one to use while she's still fiddling with the other. And Bill, if you're reading? If we ever meet, I'm sure I'll get all trollified for your having wasted two perfectly good Mom days with your nonsense.

Stupidhead!

15 comments:

  1. Poor William. Two whole days? Hope she's got it down so you don't have to waste anymore, but I bet you will. We know Bill really well and some of "those" words too. --Alberta, Sky, Blackie and Charlie

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  2. Chey says it's not Bill's fault--she likes him. She says blame the MAN--he's a hands on worker there!

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  3. Hmmm....must be that Bill Gates guy....Momma has a few choice words for him too!

    Patches Lady

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  4. Go easy on Bill, Squilliam. He's never been the same since I broke his heart in the late 90's.

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  5. (Reads Kukka's comment) Well...that explains everything...

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  6. Poor little William! =^^=
    Hmmm! =^^=

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  7. Bummer ... what a waste. At least he's stepping down so maybe we'll all be less frustrated in the future. I'm sure you'll be happy with the new pc once all the mess is handled.
    --Jasper

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  8. Good thing you're there to help out. She'd relly be in a mess with YOU!

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  9. I sorry the weekend got messed up. It's fun to get a new poooter but no fun to get a new pooter.

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  10. Mom says all new computers make Moms says new words. Her last two have been Dell and Gateway, and she reports that she said words at them both. We're sure she'll like it once it knows who's boss.

    (from Mom: Good luck, William's Mom. Say a few words for us. The father's day comment nearly made me spit coffee.)

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  11. William, what you need to do is, position yourself between Mom and the PC. This means you'll have to straddle the keyboard, but that's good.

    You are then in a position to make a difference in the world. All you need to do is plop down (make sure a paw is pushing the space bar.

    Now look at Mom with that endearing, all-gone, "Mommy, I LOVE you!" look.

    If Mom doesn't understand the difference between a PC that works and a kitty that does, well, then you should consider getting a new Mom.

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  12. When he starts to work on my campaign, I'll have to be sure to not put him on the same campaign areas as you, Kukka.

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  13. Ha ha ha ha - Mom used to say "stupid head" too when she was younger. That's a funny werd!

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  14. ahahahahah that is so funny Wm, you tell him ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO

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  15. aawww, we have heard the same words in relation to Bill Gates too. The mother was muttering something about a software monopoly and ^%&%^%#$*%&%$)^$%^*&#^.

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