Monday, January 23, 2006

Mom's Answers.

"My favorite favorite favorite little boy Eddie, Caroline is staying forever, you know that. O-O-O-Olivia, you're perfect just the way you are, kangaroo and all. Caroline-o-mine, I'm sorry, but I don't think the birds would come in to play even if you asked them, but you still have lots of toys to play with. Will-yum!, you're my favorite favorite tiny boy in the whole universe, but no, you can't have your own paper towels or tp.

"And no more weatherstripping, either."

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  1. Well she loves you all but she's really strict.

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  2. I say keep shredding her toilet paper, then. Wiping up with shredded tissue will eventually wear her down.

    But what do I know? My mom has hidden the tampons from me now, so I am in no place to be giving advice...

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  3. Dude, you have a strict Mom! (So do we, darn it...)

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  4. William I must tell you that I think you are sooooooooo smart! I sat here and read your entire blog today. I love your family! I am the mother of two four-legged children, Lucky and Momma Kitty. I also have four in heaven, Katy and Brittney were sisters. Hot Rod was my first son. He just went to heaven in Sept 05. He was 14. Our stray Momma Kitty had kittens. We kept Tiny kitten, sadly she was hit by car in December. She was only 4 months old. I still think of them and cry, but I also smile at how much joy they brought me and my family. I have never once gone to "get" a cat, they always come to me! My husband says we have a "cat signal" coming from our house. I cant begin to tell you the joy I have had in reading your blog and knowing that there are other "mothers" like ME! THANK YOU WILLIAM! Keep up the good work!!!

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  5. Can you open the kitchen or bathroom cabinets, William? That's were all of the fun paper products live in our house . . .
    Buzzerbee & meep

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  6. Yeah, mum has putted the tp away here too. I can't open the thing she keeps it in. I try.

    No, the birdies don't wanna come in and play. Maybe you gotta get a indoor birdie like Timmy's Grammie has.

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  7. Hi Kris,

    Thanks so much for visiting and sharing such nice cat stories! Come back any time. Better yet, maybe you should let your kids start a blog, too!

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  8. I have to agree with kukka-maria. Shered HER toilet paper and wear her down!!

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  9. Buzz & Meep, my mom put those cat-proof latches on all the doors I used to be able to open by myself. And the tp in the main bathroom is kept in this weird box that Mom only tells guests how to open.

    And Kukka and Beau, Mom won't let us into her bathroom unless she's in there, so that kind of puts a damper on attacks on her tp. (Plus, when we all pile in there with her, she says, "Why are there 900 cats in here?" She's pretty silly.)

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  10. William, it's not too early to start on your Christmas wish-list.

    Let's see ... you want (need) weatherstripping of your own (12 boxes, 1 for each month), tp (6 rolls ought to do), a box of Kleenex (that's lots of fun), and some paper towels (about 6 rolls also).

    This sounds like a good start. If you need more help, let us know.

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